If you don’t pay tax then -

If you don’t like paying taxes . . .

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- Don’t drive on paved streets or highways.

- Don’t fly in an airplane that uses air-traffic controllers.

- Don’t use the court system.

- Don’t call the police when you get robbed.

- Don’t use the Post Office, send all your letters via UPS.

- Don’t ask for a agricultural subsidy.

- Don’t ask for a taxpayer subsidy to do business in a city or state.

- Don’t send your children to public schools.

- Don’t attend a state university.

- Don’t look for a government.

- Don’t run for political office where your salary is paid for by the taxpayers.

- Don’t accept government research findings that subsidize research for your industry.

- Don’t be an airline and expect the government to bail you out.

- Don’t be a car company and expect the government to bail you out.

- Don’t be a steel company and expect the government to bail you out.

- Don’t be a company that pollutes and expect the taxpayer to bail you out.

- Don’t call the fire department.

- Don’t expect federal assistance if a natural disaster destroys your home or business.

- Don’t expect the military to defend your country.

- Don’t visit national parks or hike in national forests.

- Don’t drink, bath or otherwise use the water from municipal water systems.

- Don’t look at or relay a weather report.

- Don’t expect a unit of measure like a Litre of petrol to be a full Litre.

- Don’t expect an elevator to work correctly or not fall.

- Don’t expect a red light to work.

- Don’t expect research into medical problems such as cancer, heart disease, diabetes, aging, prostrate, menopause, etc.

- Don’t use the public library.

- Don’t apply for government grants.

- Don’t use your state’s convention centers.

- Don’t go to a state, city or municipal-run airport.

- Don’t ask for rural electrification.

- Don’t drive a car that benefits from government safety regulations.

- Don’t use electricity generated by some government-owned and maintained dam or facility.

- Don’t use currency printed by the RBI.

- Don’t go to a beach kept clean by the state.

- Don’t use public transportation.

- Don’t visit public museums.

- Don’t go hunting, fishing, or camping on government property.

- Don’t cross a bridge.

- Don’t use public restrooms.

- Don’t expect your tap water to be clean and germ free.

- Don’t expect there to be much wildlife left other than rats.

- Don’t eat any food transported on roads.

- Don’t expect any workplace safety standards, labor laws, or minimum wage.

- Don’t expect highway signs.

- Don’t expect laws against murder, theft, etc. (the govt. DEFINES crime).

- Don’t expect convicted criminals to be in prison and off your street.

- Don’t expect the state or county to investigate and/or remove children from neglectful or abusive homes.

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